Yeah. You think you're the life of the party don't you bitch? Everything is great, even everything that sucks. It's a pity that you are what is sucking right now. Those lights you're flipping out on right now, they're actually just normal strobe lights. No-one else thinks they are as good as you do, but you don't care do you? As far as you're concerned, everyone loves you and you aren't chewing the inside of your mouth and eating your own teeth. You love everyone and the feeling is not mutual. All the guys think you're really cute as well. All unaware of your surroundings with your top undone and your skirt with a mind of it's own. Rape is cute, right?
You're having a great time and it doesn't even matter that by tomorrow morning, you'll have forgotten how to walk and will probably want to harm yourself.
Back to work on Monday then?
Meanwhile, i've eaten a bag of these fuckers and i'm ruling so hard, i can only see in centimetres.
Ever raced a Kenyan?
Ever given them advice on how to shake the really-good-at-running-and-not-much-else stereotype as you lap them? Me neither, but that's how i'm feeling right now.
4 comments:
shit post
AKA The Manor toilet seat circa 2007.
<3 4 EVA
That's two people that think i hate lobbers now. I'm the only one that's enjoyed this post so far. With that said, i enjoy all my posts.
The Manor toilet seat circa 2007 til infinity, aka The Old Manor, aka i get emotional whenever i talk about it.
hehehehehehehehehehehehe
forgiven
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