Important!

Hey just in case you couldn't get on with your day without knowing it, Ian Thorpe is definately not gay and actually hunts brazilian babes with his close friend who doesn't sleep in the same bed as him.
I think it should become illegal to make news articles about olympic swimmers unless they are within one metre of a swimming pool. And if he is servicing purple headed yoghurt slingers on the regular, at least he's 'hunting brazilian babes' in between.
Fucking hell.