Thursday, September 25, 2008

David Blaine needs to exit stage life.

Wow, a whore in mid-air.

If only 'douchebag' could be cured with a simple mid-air suspension. Unfortunately David, being in the air doesn't make you any less of a douchebag. It just makes you an airborne douchebag and as far as i can remember, no one appreciates them more than they would a ground-bound douchebag.

Die and come back to life, then i'll be impressed. Be sure to die again afterwards because no one is paying attention to you anymore.

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