On time for being late.

This is what happens when being wasted is done properly. Questions such as "is this real life?" and bold observations like "you have four eyes" are the essential actions and reactions one should have at their disposal when under the influence of chemicals you shouldn't normally be under the influence of. No heart attacks, no grinding your teeth down to the gum, just sit in the back seat tripping balls, counting your fingers and occassionally stopping to scream at the hallucinatory images that you don't agree with.

I'd actually start going to music festivals again if everyone in attendance shut their traps and acted like this kid.