I have to stop doing these posts.

The headline for this ninemsn article reads 'Invisible Art turns heads' and is all about realizing your dreams and making invisible cars and whatnot. I'll admit that it was a pretty touching story as well.

Look at the size of those glasses though. I haven't even enhanced them on Microsoft Paint.

The headline should actually read: Girl completely overshadows near impossible achievement by wearing sunglasses that could shade an entire Somalian village and even some animals as well, given the somalians haven't killed all the animals for shade already.

Is Somalia even hot? I don't know anything about the world. If you asked me what an equator was i'd probably change the subject.

Video Game Characters Best Forgotten (remembered) Pt. 3

Extremely sexual but somehow still G-rated dancing girl from the first level of Super Parodius for the SNES console.

Between the ages of eight and eight and a half, this was what i thought all girls looked like when they took their clothes off. I had no time to consider things like weight, age and skin imperfections; all i had to worry about was perfect legs, high heels and a vagina. This was easily the closest thing to porn i had at that age and the best part was, i could look at it for as long as i liked without having to quickly shove it underneath my mattress and pretend i was reading about basketball cards.
I had a-lot of trouble finishing this game as well. It's kind of hard (!) to make progress when you keep killing yourself purposely on the first level just to pop a boner again.

Buy it for me HERE.