Monday, September 15, 2014

The iPhone 6: We've perfected amazing.

Last week I stayed up super late to watch the annual iPhone reveal and once again the 2014 keynote did not disappoint. It was amazing to see grown folks and Apple fans alike going absolutely batshit bananas across social network platforms I didn't even know existed over a thing that was only going to be made obsolete in a year's time.

Swiping? Force Touch? TAKE MY FUCKING MONEY!

Only Apple could get anyone excited about a new U2 album, no matter how, like, free it is.

So just like Apple released their new iPhone and accompanying press, I'm releasing my latest rendition of aforementioned press, this time in .PDF form.  
You could say I'm making the world a better place, or you could say I'm just flogging an expired cash cow and passing it off as the new testament. :)

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