Forever....

A week or so ago i heard rumours of a song featuring Kanye West, Lil Wayne, Eminem and everyone's favourite knee operation waiting to happen, Drake. I brushed it off knowing that even the premise of such a song is unrealistic, unfair and completely awesome. I thought if these guys were ever to jump on a track together, the studio in which it's recorded would have to be constructed from pure gold, the sound proof walls built from the ground up using the ears of the greatest deceased composers of the last 100 years and the computers that the files are recorded to would have to be made of pure, unadulterated teflon and cabling shipped in from Saturn's inner core.

Aka, impossible.

So this morning i wake up and while i'm doing my usual morning blog rounds (starting with mine and ending with....mine) i see that all of the above precautions have somehow been fulfilled and the song has come to fruition via nothing short of a God endorsed miracle. I listened to it on the way to work and almost crashed about 10,000 times because i was too busy jumping from seat to seat and texting my friends about how awesome life is and how this song makes me feel like i'm comandeering a roman chariot filled with rubys and emeralds and silk through run down villages and throwing the jewels out to the poor people when in reality i'm actually stuck in traffic on Stirling highway behind some asshole with one of those quirky spare tyre covers. How am i meant to 'BACK OFF' when there's cars behind me you fucking mongoloid?

Anyway:
Drake feat. Kanye West, Lil Wayne and Eminem - Forever (prod. by Boi-1da)

This isn't the final final version (close enough) and it should be available on itunes by the time you've retrieved your brain matter from whatever wall it is that you're sitting adjacent to.