Friday, December 12, 2008

F the Police.

Entry to the Staple Magazine launch = Free.

One Golden Pheasant, Two Coopers Pale longnecks, One Corona, Three Asahis and entry to the Dorcia Nightclub = More than i wanted to spend.

Driving through Northbridge with Ludacris blasting and accidentally bumping into your friends whilst said music is playing = Stylish.

Drive-by handshakes = See 'Stylish'.

Realising in the midst of being stylish that you've driven down a one way street on one of the busiest thoroughfares in the city = Not so stylish.

Instant semi-inconspicuous U-turn recovery = Full recovery of any previously lost style points.

Being pulled over by officers of the law immediately afterwards = Instant loss of any previously recovered style points.

Drink driving in an unlicensed vehicle with no proof of license = One year maximum penalty.

Instantly re-learning of 23 years of discarded good manners training on the spot and applying them to afformentioned officers of the law = Get out of Jail free card.

Blogging about it once you get home = Priceless.

3 comments:

Scagnetti said...

Oh dude thats epic.

Stick it to the man.

Kate Richardson said...

Hey I'm reading your blog for the first time and it's seriously entertaining.

Except for this.

Call me Sgt Straight of the Humour police but I don't think driving after 7 beers is very funny.

Me said...

Kate,
I tried to call my judgement and it didn't answer the phone.

Thanks for caring.