My friend Joe doesn't like paying for anything that doesn't get him intoxicated. This bus ticket is no exception.
You have to give it to the guy (no homo), this does NOT look like it has been altered in any way, shape or form. If i was a bus driver, i'd let Joe on just because of how legitimate he made it look.
Dance at the bus stop to avoid suspicion.
Make sure there is an old lady in your radius when you enter the bus. People generally feel sorry for older citizens. Play on this sympathy as you walk straight bus the bus driver.
A-lot of people don't know what it feels like to be this happy. Joe has it down pat.
